A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible? There was a boy who has a flashlight, and saw 3 doors.
The first one has very hungry fish, the second has big hungry tiger that did not eat for 1 year, the third one has so many big monsters that want to eat the boy. Which one should you choose?
There was a boy walking in a castle, and saw 3 doors, the first door has angry tigers, and the second door has a big reef that you need to swim through, and the last one has aliens from outer space.
And the boy has a swimming outfit. Which door should he choose? Jeff has a wife. Then why aren't you laughing! Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!
What kind of keys do children like to carry? Why was the cucumber mad? Because it was in a pickle! How do you catch a monkey? Climb a tree and act like a banana! What did the skeleton order for dinner? What do sea monsters eat for lunch? What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because he was stuffed. They don't have any braille menus, so he tells the waitress "Just bring me a dirty fork. Whatever I smell on it, I'll order. She hands it to the blind man who sniffs it and says, "I didn't know Rachel worked here! Child: "Mom, before I was born did you want a boy or a girl?
This one is dirty. Reddit handed me a slice o cake, but 2hrs til it expires and they left me without silverware and fine china needed to enjoy it :. Me: Who's there? Me: Fork who? My 3yr old lost their innocence in my eyes today. May as well pack them up and get them ready for college.
He couldn't find the tailpipe on his Tesla. He jumped in front of a model train. The bullets wouldn't fit in the squirt gun. He overdosed on placebo pills. He jumped off a low bridge.
He stuck a plastic fork in an outlet. He doused himself in diesel and tried to light it. He leaped into an animal cage at the petting zoo. The waitress says, "The guy next to you got the last bowl. He says, "If you're not going to eat that, mind if I take it? It's a dead mouse, and he vomits the chili back into the bowl. The other guys says, "That's about as far as I got, too. Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh.
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The Best 86 Fork Jokes. Let's hear your best Helen Keller jokes. So I was trying to grab a grape with my fork My girlfriend's plastic fork broke while she was eating earlier Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket? Because he was grounded! Can somebody please hand me a knife? This fork just isn't cutting it. I told my Kentucky raised girlfriend her family tree doesn't fork Why did the apple eat itself with a fork?
Two eggs are on the counter, they see a fork. One of them turns to the other and asks "what's that? I was watching my friend Luke trying to eat with chopsticks After watching struggle for a while, I told him Use the fork, Luke. Related Topics spoon unwashed knife canoe pitchfork used fork reese stirs tine utensil spork chopstick knives pike cutlery waiter spatula witherspoon silverware stab insert. You stop bad music with a tuning fork. How do you stop bad singing? What do you call a 3 pronged fork?
A threek. Ain't nobody got tines fo' dat. Two Polish guys are hunting for bears in the woods. Developers don't spoon their SO They fork them. How do cannibals pick up women? I'm starting a self-serve fork business. It's called Go Fork Yourself. Three men are captured by canibals The canibals say that they will be killed and their skin will be made into a canoe, and that they can choose how they die.
Today I quit my job at the silverware factory I told them they could go fork themselves. Three skunks are walking down a road What do you call it when things between two utensils starts to heat up? Fork play. Spooning leads to forking But if you fork the wrong dish, you could get knifed. Two utensils are laying in bed What happens when a fork and a spoon get into a fight?
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